Procrastinators, it is tonight Hello! it”s Saturday. We know you’ve been meaning to sign up , but have waited to the absolute last second to do it. That time has come. . No time left. Do it now. Sign up now.
Things to know about the Zombie Swim:
•Check-in is at 7:30 PM
•Water temperature: Perfect!!!!
•Zombie costume contest categories:
•Most bizarre
•Most sexy
•Best costume
•Zombie Prime this year is
“Mad Jack,” who is trash-talking that there will be no survivors.
•There will be awards.
•There will be s’mores after the swim.
100% of all registration fees go to The Rosen Aquatic Center’s “Step into Swim” program.
As a side note, Lucky will be on the TV show Collectors’ Call on MeTV this Sunday at 6:30 PM. He will be showing off his massive yo-yo collection on national TV. If you have the opportunity, in between watching football games, check it out. Watching the show will not count as extra crossings—except for Ron Davis, who will count it as two crossings whether we want him to or not.

The Zombie Swim is tomorrow, Saturday evening at 7:30 pm. You must supply your own zombie defense weapons. Just kidding. You must survive by stealth alone… Good luck with that.

Lucky will be on national TV this Sunday at 6:30 pm. This is on the show called “Collector’s Call,” which is on Memorable Entertainment TV, which is found on most cable networks. If you watch with your spouse, they will gain a new appreciation for you because you could collect something like Lucky does and you choose not to.