Eat-Pray-Swim this Sunday 7:07AM  Bring your own chairs or blankets to sit on.  You don’t have to swim to take part.  Family and friends are welcome.

Okay, okay, it should be called Pray-Swim-Eat; we don’t call school recess “Recess School.” It gives the wrong impression. So, for all the folks with Sheldon Cooper-like tendencies, who have pointed out the misplaced word order, we agree, you are correct. However, we have no plans to change the name. I realize this may require an extra dose of Xanax, or perhaps you can calm yourself by watching an episode of Fun with Flags or Doc Lucky’s Yo-Yo Talk. The references will not be understood by those who are not fans of The Big Bang Theory (the TV show, not the astronomical event), but those folks are dead to me anyway.

Don’t forget to sign up for the Golden Mile®  Registration Fees increase Monday!!!