The bloodmobile will be at Lucky’s Lake Swim tomorrow (Saturday). A great day to bring a nonswimming friend and have them donate while you are swimming. For swimmers please don’t plan on donating and then swimming (for obvious reasons, if not obvious still don’t do it) please swim and then donate. The rumor that Lucky is part of a vampire coven and will be skimming off the top is FAKE NEWS, but we cannot confirm or deny yet whether or not Lucky is Kim Jong-un’s secret personal barber. When confronted, Lucky refuses to comment, which probably means it’s true.
If you decide not to donate blood tomorrow, no worries, we can drop off the above member of our home collection team late at night to give you personalized service. It also collects tissue specimens as well (predominately brains and intestines).
