Not only did we have a nice turnout for Thanksgiving Day with a balmy 73 degree water temp we also had a new overall lake swim record time set. True Sweetser dropped the current fastest swim record of 11:55 held by Hayden Curley by 20 seconds with a time of 11:35.5 and he was wearing a drag suit when he did it. He needed a warmup first so that was timed on his forth crossing (his third crossing he swam a 12:05 – just to loosen up). True is a swimming buddy of John Meisenheimer VII. They swim together at the Gator Swim Club in Gainsville, and True came for Thanksgiving with the Meisenheimers. True is a senior in high school and was the #4 ranked college recruit this year and has signed with Stanford. He is on the current US national swim team earning a spot by finishing second place in the 1500 at US nationals this summer in a time of 15:10.7. Strong Work True!

Dave holds up his fingers representing his 1500th crossing ??? Seriously can this guy really fly a jet?

We showed National Enquirer’s “forensic expert” Ron Davis, this photo of Audry’s arm to help determine what sort of animal bite she got in lake. He diagnosed it as a caribou bite. Thanks Ron for your highly valued expert opinion. If you did not realize Ron was a forensics expert keep reading below.

Ron finally makes National Enquire as a forensics expert. Personally I think this is all photoshopped just to get Lucky to waste another $5 on the magazine. I saw a similar photo in a 1983 issue of Boy’s Life Magazine and I think they rewrote the article to fit the photo.