I have been peppered with midnight swim questions so I will try to address them now.
What time is the midnight swim? Oh come on, really! I will only answer your question if it is sent as a video request so I can post it next to the viral video of that girl missing the $100 question on millionaire “Which is bigger the moon or an elephant”. The movie starts at 10PM July 3rd, as far as the swim start time maybe you should use a lifeline.
Do I have to wear a swimsuit? No, tuxedos are allowed as well.
Can I swim with a bang stick? No, we are old school-knives only.
I am worried about freshwater sharks in the lake. No worries, they have all been eaten by the alligators.
I don’t like swimming in lakes or in the dark. Should I do the swim? And I don’t like pain, yet, you are forcing me to bang my head against the wall with your question.
Can I swim with a glow stick? Yes, it allows for the gators to sight on you better, distracting them from the rest of us.
Will your duck be doing the swim? No, my duck “Quacky” who I have nicknamed “Duck” will not be joining us for the swim. He has a very low IQ (even for a duck), but he has decided swimming at midnight in a Florida lake is not very smart (plus he has already seen the movie bait and doesn’t want to watch it again).